It’s 2 in the morning on a Sunday. Most of the sane world is sound asleep.
Surprise, fuckers! 2 AM HAS NOW BECOME 3 AM!
Daylight Saving Time is already silly enough. The only argument that is remotely close to positive for why we should arbitrarily plop time into the future once every year in the dead of night is that it keeps the daylight within an average person’s normal hours of activity.
People could also just try waking up an hour earlier if it bugs ’em that much, but naaaaaah; let’s shift ALL OF TIME!
“But you just set your clock ahead an hour before you go to sleep. It’s not that hard!”
Fuck you. The time shifts at 2 AM. It is not 10 PM at 9 PM. We have officially decided: 2 AM is the time this should occur.
This is a meaningless, stupid time for a more meaningless, stupid thing to happen.
In conclusion: don’t forget to set your clocks ahead an hour when you go to bed on Saturday because fuck it.
How do you feel about Daylight Saving Time? It doesn’t matter since it’s gonna’ happen regardless, but post your thoughts in the comments!